Red State Update--Paris Hilton

This is for those of you on the coasts who think this the way we look and talk out here in the middle of fly over country.



I would remind you that Robert Heinlein, Walt Disney, Thomas Hart Benton, Vincent Price, Ernest Hemingway, Calvin Trillin, Walter Cronkite, Ginger Rogers, Dennis Hopper and Blue Girl are all from the same Red State. I know what you are thinking, except for Blue Girl, they all escaped. The only guy who ever came home was Harry Truman and he didn't have a college education. I can guarantee you that he didn't talk like either of the Red State good old boys. I can also guarantee you that none of the authors or artists I named was ever a porn star.