The ExecuBorg Rejuvenate

In successive weekends, the heartless bastard bots that run our country have gone in to have tweaking done on the flexible bags of mostly water that carry their spirit and ethos of death. Last weekend, it was Bush having the area where he keeps his head, i.e. his ass, probed and tuned. Today it is announced that the deathstar known as Cheney will have the mechanical pump, that resides where humans have a heart, replaced. Thats enough to scare a crow. This symbiotic pair of death and destruction must be planning on staying around awhile. I am starting to wonder if they plan on staying around after January 2009.