Apollo is still feeling green, so you've got Strannix in the house tonight.
- Of course, we know the big news today is the "suspension" of Mitt(!) Romney's campaign to turn the White House into the Mormon Tabernacle East. As he told a gathering of CPAC mouth-breathers earlier today, "I Hate to Lose." But, Mitt(!), you'd become so good at it!
- So, what's a Huckabee (yikes!) hater, or a McCain (double yikes!!) hater to do, when their big, white, Mormon knight decides he actually wants to have some inheritance left to give to his 5 freeloading...umm...loyal sons and leaves you feeling like a twice-rolled john outside a Vegas casino? Why, like penile rigidity-challenged Rush Limbaugh, you start to raise money for Hillary Clinton, so that you may have a proper target for your daily two minute hate till November.
- Today in totalitarianism: customs officials now equate your laptop & cellphone with any other sort of luggage. Where is your Fourth Amendment now?
- Let us pat ourselves on the back just for a moment: whether you love, like or loathe Hillary Clinton and/or Barack Obama, odds are you like your choices better than the GOP voters.
- And, just before you start to think that "At the End of the Day" is all about the serious, you should check out one of the bands playing at Bonaroo this year; no, not Led Zeppelin, it's Lez Zeppelin.
