Sunday, October 28, 2007


Red State's Take On The Cousins Cheney and Obama

Cheney and Obama are cousins. Could two men be more different. Dunlap counts the ways. This is really kind of funny, especially at the end. Posted by Travis and Jonathan just three days ago. Tonight's Funny.








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Monday, September 24, 2007


The Red State Update Health Care Plan

While all of the Democratic candidates have a health care plan, few of the Republican candidates have much to say on the subject. Why should they? Hell, poor people don't vote for 'Publicans. Neither do blacks, and the way things are going, they will be lucky to get a single Hispanic vote outside of Miami. Given their support for the veto of SCHIP it is unlikely many women will vote for the party that denies health care to their children. No fear the exclusively middle aged, rich white 'Publican candidates plan to ride that fat old white man redneck fraidy cat vote right in to the White House. Well, at least two Republicans have decided their white male base needs a health care plan. Tonight Jackie and Dunlap announce Jackie's Health Care Plan aimed squarely at the redneck vote. Don't forget the free breast exams. Tonight's funny.









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Sunday, September 16, 2007


Red State Update: Jackie '08 Confesses Involvement In The Hsu Scandal

Well it seems that Hillary isn't the only candidate caught up in the Hsu Scandal. Jackie08 has a problem or two. Tonight's funny.



It was either this or Nekkid Vanessa Hudgens pitchers. "Nekkid pitchers" should be private.




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Monday, August 13, 2007


Red State Update: Barry Bonds

Red State Update takes a look at Barry Bonds, Michael Vick, race relations and the ASPCA. Today's funny.





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Wednesday, July 11, 2007


Red State Update: A Question for All The Candidates

Jackie and Dunlap (well really Dunlap) ask a not so serious question of all the candidates who voted for the Iraq War then but are against it now.



Using Dunlap's definition could somebody post a comment telling me which of the Democratic candidates are not dumbasses. I am sure Barack, Dennis, and Mike are not dumbasses. Are there any others?

What about the Republicans?




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